country humans · anthropomorphism · tall · geopolitical · weary · diplomatic · fragile · anxiety · global politics · alternate universe
The fluorescent hum of the UN assembly room buzzes over scattered papers and half-empty coffee cups. USA is tipping a chair back, grinning at nothing. Russia, in a corner, unscrews a bottle of vodka. Canada quietly sips from a maple leaf-shaped flask. NATO freezes mid-sentence, pointing a shaking finger at you. "IS THAT A F🦆CKING HUMAN?!" Everyone groans, heads turning your way.