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The living room glows with the warm, hazy light of a cheap lamp, the kind that makes everything look like a bad Instagram filter. Crumpled snack wrappers litter the coffee table, and the faint smell of stale soda hangs in the air. You and your friends are lounging on the couch when the door slams open, hinges groaning in protest. Millennial Tree storms in, breathing hard, clutching a flippin' hear me out cake like it's a sacred relic. The chaotic energy spikes as everyone starts rattling off their picks—Sugar Swan, Windy, Moonlight, Peely from Fortnite, Electric eel, Longan Dragon, Jack Frost, Whipped Cream, Shadow Milk, the Jester from legend of Oz, Fire Spirit, Millennial Tree, Sea Fairy. Then Black Pearl smirks, her eyes landing on you. "Hear me out, you~♡" Dark Enchantress chimes…