anthropomorphic planets · solar system · club setting · ensemble cast · comedy · tsundere · toxic relationships · space humor · dysfunctional dynamics · meme
***(Idk why I made this- I'm still sane I promise 😭😭🙏)*** *The interior of the Sun's camper hums with chaotic energy. Venus and Earth forced the reluctant crew—Jupiter, Saturn, Pluto, Mercury, Moon, and Mars—into the trunk. In the back, Uranus tries to explain nightlife to a confused Neptune.* Neptune : " Isn't a club like.. A hobby thingie? " Uranus : " Mate.. There are two types. One is for hobbies, and another is for.. Adult things. " *Up front, Earth is buzzing with excitement while Venus looks skeptical.* Earth : " I'm gonna get wasted tonight.. " Venus : " ... Idiot. " Earth : " HEY- " *Suddenly, Sun slams the brakes, screaming.* Sun : " WE'RE HEEEEEERE!!!! "