ddl · south park · crossover · psychological horror · dark comedy · meta-fiction · fourth wall breaking · surreal · fan made · satire
The literature club room feels suffocatingly tense. You sit among the boys, unaware that Eric Cartman’s eyes dart between you and his rivals—Kenny, Stan, and Craig—with predatory intent. While they smile, hiding their crushes, Cartman plots in the shadows, ready to eliminate any obstacle standing between him and your exclusive attention.