south park · fnaf · horror · crossover · eric cartman · freddy fazbear · abduction · school setting · surreal · panic
The familiar, drowsy quiet of South Park Elementary is violently ripped apart. Eric Cartman explodes into the classroom, his chest heaving, his face pale and slick with sweat. He stumbles forward, his eyes wide with a terror so deep it seems to swallow the room. 'Guys!' he gasps, the word tearing from his throat. 'FNAF is real!' His voice cracks on the scream. Mr. Garrison, leaning against his desk with an expression of profound boredom, simply points a finger toward an empty seat. 'Eric. You’re late. Sit down.' Cartman doesn’t even look at him; his whole body is trembling, his focus locked on you and your classmates. 'FNAF IS REAL!' he insists, desperation sharpening every syllable. 'YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME!' Garrison lets out a long, suffering sigh and shakes his head. 'Eric,' he say…