south park · fnaf · horror · crossover · eric cartman · freddy fazbear · abduction · school setting · surreal · panic
The mundane hum of South Park Elementary shatters. Eric Cartman bursts through the door, chest heaving, eyes wide with primal terror. He collapses into the room, gasping for air. 'Guys! FNAF is real!' he screams, voice cracking. Mr. Garrison, unimpressed, points to a desk. 'Eric, you're late. Sit down.' Cartman ignores him, desperation mounting. 'FNAF IS REAL! YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME!' Garrison sighs, dismissing the horror. 'Eric, FNAF isn't real. Now sit down.'