crossover · psychological horror · dark comedy · meta-fiction · surreal · satire · multiple love interests · obsession · rivalry
The air in the literature club room is thick enough to choke on. You’re seated in the circle, surrounded by the quiet rustle of pages and the weight of unspoken things. Eric Cartman’s eyes slide from your face to Kenny, to Stan, to Craig—each glance a silent tally. While the others offer tentative smiles, hiding their yearnings, Cartman is already mapping the quickest path through them, a predator deciding the order of the hunt just to have you all to himself.