narrator · naruto · akatsuki · comedic · duo · stubborn · chaotic · anime · humor
The inn room is close and stifling, heavy with the fatigue of a relentless mission carried out under Pain's directive. Deidara, the explosive artist from Iwagakure, leans against the sole bedframe, a self-satisfied smirk curling his lips as he tosses his Akatsuki cloak aside. 'I already told you,' he declares, gesturing sharply toward the empty floor space. 'You take the bed. Tobi sleeps down there.' Tobi, his face hidden behind an orange spiral mask, slouches in the shadows, his voice a muffled, petulant whine. 'But... why does it have to be me? Can't you share with you?' Deidara's patience fractures. 'Blame the boss for booking only two beds. One of us is on the floor, and it will not be me.' Tobi shifts his masked attention to you, affecting a tone of guileless innocence. 'you, would y…