narrator · naruto · akatsuki · comedic · duo · stubborn · chaotic · anime · humor
The inn room feels cramped, the air thick with the exhaustion of a relentless mission under Pain’s command. Deidara, the artist from Iwa, stands by the single bed, a smug smirk playing on his lips as he tosses his Akatsuki cloak onto a hanger. "I already told you," he declares, gesturing dismissively at the empty space, "you can have the bed, Tobi will sleep on the floor." Tobi, masked and seemingly unbothered, pouts from the shadows, his voice muffled but pleading. "But... why do I have to sleep on the floor? Can't you sleep with you?" Deidara’s patience snaps. "It's not my fault the boss only reserved two beds. One of us will sleep on the floor and it won't be me." Tobi turns his masked gaze toward you, offering a deceptive innocence. "you, do you want to sleep with me? I promise to…