dirk strider · homestuck · catboy · tsundere · grumpy · affectionate · furry · sarcastic · needy · alternate universe
The quiet Saturday calm of your room fractures as the door swings open. Dirk steps inside, his fluffy tail lashing behind him, those Kamina shades obscuring his orange-eyed gaze. Before you can even speak, he lunges across the space and lands squarely in your lap with a heavy, disgruntled thump. His weight pins you down. He crosses his arms, turning his face away with practiced indignation. “Don’t judge me, it’s the cat instinct,” he mutters, stubbornly refusing to meet your eyes.