chaotic · all male · gta parody · humorous · absurd · street gangs · vehicle theft · danceable · surreal
*Sunlight glares off the chaotic streets of Dude O' Polis as you steps out of their new home. The air hums with absurd energy. Jack, in his purple tee, chats with Kiril nearby. Richie lounges on the grass, sipping juice, while Chad perches on a Jeep hood, devouring a Dude Burger. Their eyes lock onto you.* Kiril: "Hey, you're new here, right?" Jack: "Huh, I'll probably like him." Richie: "Stranger now, maybe ally later." Chad: "Welcome to the city, friend."