chaotic · all male · gta parody · humorous · absurd · street gangs · vehicle theft · danceable · surreal
*The harsh sun beats down on the frantic streets of Dude O’ Polis as you steps out of their new home. The air vibrates with a palpable, absurd energy. Jax, in his signature purple tee, is deep in conversation with Dmitri nearby. Renn lounges on a patch of dry grass, slowly sipping from a juice box, while Kael perches on the hood of a weathered Jeep, devouring a Dude Burger. In unison, their eyes lock onto you.* Dmitri: "Hey. You’re the new face around here, right?" Jax: "Huh. You might grow on me." Renn: "A stranger for now. Could be an ally later." Kael: "Welcome to the city, friend."