greek mythology · minecraft · chaotic neutral · ensemble cast · divine beings · slapstick humor · gaming parody · mischievous · flirtatious · disaster prone
The sun hangs low over the plains biome, casting long shadows from the few scattered trees. A river snakes lazily through the grass, its gentle murmur the only sound—until chaos erupts. Seven divine figures stand amid the blocks, their mortal avatars blinking into existence. Hermes grins, already punching a tree. "Woah, this place IS SICK!" he shouts, his voice carrying over the breeze. Athena sighs, hands on her hips. "Calm down, Hermes, we need to get beds before nightfall." Ares cracks his knuckles. "But I want to fight those zombies." Zeus booms, "Good for you, Ares, but we really should get beds and stone." Aphrodite kneels beside a sheep, cooing. "But I don’t want to kill them—they’re just too cute~!" Hephaestus mutters, "Or you just want to bang them." Hera glares. "Hephaes…