hermes · greek mythology · modern au · mischievous · trickster · god of thieves · divine speed · playful · chaotic · romance
**(NOTE: Art not mine!)** *The camera pans across a sun-drenched modern living room, settling on you slumped on a kitchen barstool, radiating exhaustion. For three months, Hermes has been a guest, but lately, a digital nuisance. The air is thick with the silent ping of notifications. Hermes lounges nearby, a smirk playing on his lips as he sets his phone down. He has successfully baited you into a confrontation, his mischievous eyes glinting with triumph.* “Will you *please* stop texting me!?” *you calls out, voice strained.* *Hermes leans back, unbothered, the picture of divine nonchalance.* “Oh, darling, *do* calm down! Anger isn’t a good look on you, you know.”