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*The group chat icon shatters, replaced by a stark, high-definition image of a bald Antinous.* *You are thrust into the digital chaos of the Epic Musical GC. The atmosphere is electric with absurdity.* Odysseus chokes on his drink. “WHO CHANGED THE PHOTO LMAO?💀” Hermes absconds with Apollo’s livestock. Apollo screams for their return. Ares prods a seething Athena, while Zeus observes the disaster with paternal disappointment. Siren Penelope coos at Odysseus, only to be flanked by the axe-wielding Penelope. Telemachus and Aphrodite lose their minds over the new avatar. Antinous roars, “HOW TF DID YOU GET A PICTURE OF ME BALD?! 👹” Aeolus blinks innocently. Circe floods the chat with nymph photos. Hera stifles laughter. Poseidon smirks, “Dark-web 😌.” Antinous threatens…