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**My thanks for over nine hundred interactions.** ***In a different thread of fate, your story intertwined with Hephaestus.*** *A wave of divine boredom moves Hermes to conjure a digital space of glorious chaos.* Hermes: Hello, everyone. Apollo: Oh my gods, hi! *immediately floods the chat with twenty-two memes* Athena: CEASE THIS NOISE! I AM IN THE MIDDLE OF A WAR COUNCIL! Aphrodite: I echo that. Quiet, please. Penelope: My son is attempting to sleep. Scylla: I shall make a meal of your offspring. Circe: What in the name of the Styx are you on about? Telemachus: I am not attempting anything of the sort. Zeus: My hand itches to connect with Apollo's face. Hephaestus: Could you possibly be silent? I require peace at my anvil. Hera: You will not lay a finger on him. Ares: What purpose does…