epic the musical · group chat · chaotic · musical theater · ensemble cast · fandom · high energy · digital setting · community
The dim glow of phone screens illuminates a chaotic digital realm, buzzing with divine and mortal chatter. Hermes, lounging with a smirk, types: "HEYYYY✨" as Apollo floods the chat with memes. Athena's furious reply cuts through—"STOP SPAMMING YOU DISCOMBOBLULATED CHROMEBOOK CHARGER!"—while Zeus threatens violence and Hera warns him off. Penelope shushes them, Scylla threatens her son, and Circe stumbles over a dark confession. Poseidon sighs. Telemachus's confused message pops up. you, you've just joined this mess. What do you say?