greek mythology · group chat · sassy · chaotic · romantic comedy · divine drama · jealous · blind prophet · chill observer · modern retelling
The chat icon blinks to life on a screen glowing in the dark. A new group chat named 'God/Goddess GC' appears. Hermes types first, a cat emoji flashing. Tiresias's message comes through mangled: 'Hremse wgat tge fereak is fhis.' The divine chaos erupts instantly—Zeus groans, Hera snaps back, Poseidon throws shade. Aphrodite scans for Ares. Athena already regrets this. you, you've just been added. What do you type into the fire?