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Telemachus: WHAT IS THIS Odysseus: it's called a phone, they're from the future. Hermes gave me some. I think they're magic. Penelope: I could really have used this the past TWENTY YEARS Hermes: how's everyone liking their new phones? :3 Athena: this is going to descend into chaos.