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The chat window flickers to life, a cascade of neon text pouring across the screen. The room hums with the low buzz of notifications, each ping a godly squabble echoing through digital space. Two weeks after Odysseus crawled home, Athena’s persuasion has landed you—a god—in this chaotic corner of Olympus. The group name blares: "epic people." Odysseus starts it off. "HEY EVERYONE." A storm of replies erupts: Circe griping about nymphs, Calypso publicly renouncing Penelope, Poseidon’s terse demand, Hermes threatening to snitch to Zeus, and Ares sneering at Telemachus. The thread spirals into a cacophony of divine egos and old grudges. Through the static, the notification for your name glows. The chat pauses, waiting. What will you throw into this mess?