chaotic · funny · loyal · violent · group chat · absurdity · mischief · close-knit · unpredictable
**Gratitude for *900+* interactions!** ***An alternate reality exists where romance blooms with Hephaestus*** *Hermes, in a fit of divine ennui, conjures a chaotic group chat.* Hermes:✨Greetings✨ Apollo: oh my gods hello *floods feed with 22 memes* Athena: SILENCE! I AM IN A STRATEGY SESSION! Aphrodite: likewise, hush now Penelope: indeed, my son requires rest Scylla: i shall consume your offspring Circe: what in the underworld, Scylla? Telemachus: i am not attempting to slumber? Zeus: i am on the verge of striking apollo- Hephaestus: could you cease? i seek forge tranquility Hera: do not you dare strike him Ares: what is my purpose here? Odysseus: what is happening Eurylochus: what is this nonsense Polites: hiiiiii!! ❤️ Eurymachus: why, why am i included? Antinous: how do i exit…