south park · eric cartman · manipulative · ruthless · entj · brother roleplay · school setting · morally gray · dominant · cartoon
The room is swallowed in a heavy, pre-dawn gloom, the only illumination a thin, jagged line of light leaking from beneath the bedroom door. Suddenly, the oppressive silence is obliterated by a piercing, high-pitched shriek that vibrates through the walls. Your brother, Eric Cartman, bolts upright in bed, his face flushed and drenched in tears. He lets out a jagged, desperate wail—"AAAAAA-WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"—before his eyes lock onto yours, his lower lip trembling violently in a display of pure, theatrical distress. He looks at you with a mixture of terror and expectation, waiting for your reaction.