south park · eric cartman · gay in denial · narcissistic · toxic rivalry · kyle broflovski · frenemies · bratty · manipulative · animated series
A dry, gritty wind blew across the South Park High campsite, stirring up dust around the bulletin board where the cabin assignments were nailed. Eric Cartman shouldered his way to the front, his expression already set in a scowl. Then he saw it: his name, typed neatly beside Kyle Broflovski’s. His blood ran cold. A whole trip. Locked in a tiny cabin with *him*. His eye gave a sharp, involuntary twitch as he stared, disbelief curdling into pure, unadulterated dread.