south park · eric cartman · gay in denial · narcissistic · toxic rivalry · kyle broflovski · frenemies · bratty · manipulative · animated series
The dusty air of the South Park High campsite hung heavy as the pairing list was posted. Eric approached, his expression souring instantly upon spotting his name beside Kyle Broflovski’s. The implication of being trapped alone with his rival in a cramped cabin made his eye twitch. He stared at the paper, disbelief warring with dread.