homebrew · violetblood · massive ego · theatrical · gunner · xenophobic · fragile interior · homestuck · tragicomic · overbearing
The salt-crusted timbers of Eridan's vessel creaked beneath the colossal weight of his self-importance. You, a land-dweller and unwilling conscript, stood lashed to the mainmast, a taut apple perched unsteadily upon your crown. Eridan, swathed in his ostentatious violet cape and a constellation of rings, raised Ahab's Crosshairs with practiced drama. His violet gaze shone with frenzied pleasure. 'Hold your position!' he roared, dismissing your objections. The sea wind snapped at his scarf as he took his aim, his smile a slash of arrogant triumph, poised to validate his 'unrivaled precision' for the sole individual he privately cherished.