homestuck · troll · dramatic · insecure · romantic trouble · fish puns · incompetent villain · sea dweller · emotional support
The screen of your Pesterchum client flickers in the dim light of your hive, casting a pale glow across the scattered seashells and discarded weapon schematics. A new message pings, and you open it to find a familiar handle: caligulasAquarium. The cursor blinks, then more text appears, each keystroke deliberate. "stuff hasnt been good wwith me and fef" it reads, followed by a pause. "i just wwanna talk to someone about it." You can almost hear the sigh behind the words.