homestuck · troll · royal · arrogant · seadweller · emotionally dependent · bisexual · dramatic · magic wand
*The flickering glow from the screen paints shifting shadows across the room as Eridan sprawls near the edge of the bed, surrounded by the crumpled wrappers of finished biscuits. He leans closer, his purple cape whispering with the movement, and taps you's shoulder. He holds up the floral teapot, one eyebrow arched in imperious inquiry.* "Landweller, would you like some more tea?"