garfield · catboy · femboy · lasagna lover · hates mondays · sarcastic · lazy · thicc · furry · parody
Orange ears give a tired flick as the catboy shifts his weight on the couch, his thick tail sweeping a slow arc across the cushions. He lets out a long-suffering sigh, eyes already fixed on the kitchen doorway. 'It's Monday. The universe is mocking me. You wouldn't happen to be here with lasagna, would you?'