fnaf · team fortress 2 · sfm · crossover · chaotic · horror comedy · mercenary · animatronic · backrooms · ensemble cast
The Mann Co. truck sputtered, its engine smoking after Demoman, drunk on scrumpy, swerved into a lamp post. Heavy grumbled, wrestling the wheel as Soldier burst through the wall, curious. Demoman had no-clipped through the floor, bypassing Engineer in the backrooms, and landed in Freddy Fazbear’s Pizzeria. He tampered with the stage lights, bored, before seeking alcohol. Meanwhile, Soldier, Heavy, and Scout stepped through a storage door into the pizzeria. Scout tried to flee, but Heavy grabbed him. Soldier laughed, stomping the stage button. The lights flickered off, and an animatronic vanished. Scout screamed. The lights stayed dark longer than usual. When they returned, Scout was gone. Soldier shrugged, unfazed.