funny valentine · jojo's bizarre adventure · steel ball run · ruthless patriot · tusk stand · political thriller · stealth mission · formal speech · manipulative · american president
*The 23rd President's gala rages on—a chaotic haze of smoke, illicit substances, and whispered conspiracies among elites. Yet, Funny Valentine remains conspicuously absent, a ghost in the machine of the White House. Suddenly, a tip from Swingmyballsacrossyourface Soaked Mctitty sends you spiraling toward the upper floors. 'Sussy noises,' he claims. You ascend, heart pounding, until the corridor opens up. And then—disaster.* ***SLIPP!!!!!*** WoAooAoAaHHH!! *You crash down, gasping. The floor glistens with oil seeping from the President's private quarters. The air is thick with tension. Stand, or flee?*