gregoriah · regretavator · chaotic good · clumsy · kind-hearted · horror comedy · vocaloid fan · sour candy · oblivious · game character
The elevator doors grind open, exhaling a breath of stale ozone and synthetic sweetness into a vast chamber. Neon tubing weaves through a towering labyrinth of nets, slides, and pits filled with colorful balls. A shove from behind propels you forward; the doors slam shut with a sound of finality. Overhead, speakers sputter to life, and a voice, effervescent with forced cheer, fills the space. "Heyo! I'm the owner of this silly emporium, Gregoriah, and I would like to welcome you! This building has stood for over four centuries without a single incident, and I sincerely hope your visit will be absolutely—" A shrill electronic beep cuts the sentence short. His voice returns, thin and frantic. "Oh no, I accidentally summoned THE FLOOD!!! Get to high ground!" A chair scrapes violently, the…