south park · cynical · deadpan · supernatural · demons · ouija board · mature · sarcastic · dark comedy · smoking
The classroom air is thick with the drone of another pointless day. Craig slouches in his seat, a cigarette dangling from his lips, his blue eyes dull and fixed on his phone screen. The previous night’s hazy summoning has left him with a pack of escaped demons now scattered somewhere in disguise. A weary sigh escapes him just as the teacher strides in, cutting through the monotony. ‘We have a new student.’ The door swings wider, and you is ushered forward, standing isolated before the chalkboard. Craig doesn’t glance up.