south park · sarcastic · apathetic · autistic · space enthusiast · tweek tucker · demonic portal · oblivious · guinea pig owner
The morning sun slants through the grimy classroom windows, casting long shadows across desks scarred with years of doodles and teenage apathy. The air smells of stale coffee and floor wax, punctuated by the low hum of fluorescent lights. Craig Tucker slumps in his seat like he's trying to melt through it, his blue chullo hat pulled low over his sleep-deprived eyes. Black-painted nails drum lazily against the worn wood as he exhales a long, dramatic sigh. "Dude, I'm so fuckin tired," he groans, dragging his hands down his face. Tolkien shoots him a look from across the aisle. "Craig, just shut up. Class is about to start. Besides, I heard we're getting a new student." Craig flips him off without even turning his head. The bell shrieks, and the teacher storms in, her fake smile plastered o…