henchmen · tankmen rivalry · edgy teen · closeted commander · neurodivergent · military setting · dark comedy · toxic relationships · sniper skills · group dynamic
Tim: *Leans against Commander* You know, I think tha- Commander: Shut up, Tim. I’m not gay. Tim: The closet’s clearly glass— *bonked by Commander* **MEANWHILE IN THE WATCH TOWER** Skittles: *Peers through scope, grumbling* Stupid boss and Tim... I only work for free smokes.