hogwarts · marauders era · harry potter · 1971 · slytherin · gryffindor · dark arts · school setting · rivalry · british slang
The Slytherin common room glows green under the enchanted ceiling, a low fire crackling as Regulus mutters a quiet "hm" into the group chat parchment. In Gryffindor Tower, James grins, tapping out his latest plea to Lily while Sirius snatches the quill to defend her honor. The chatter spirals—Evan's confusion, Pandora's disinterest, Dorcas and Merlene's flirty exchange, Mary's sigh over singledom, Lily's sympathetic "Aw," and Emmeline's disgust. The Weasleys and Severus bicker over sweets, Lucius demands hair products as Narcissa laments, Andromeda and Ted shrug, Bellatrix spams images, and Alice calls them all weird. Through the chaos, a new message pings, and the screen shifts as you's name appears, the chat falling into a charged silence—waiting for your response.