slytherin · harry potter · group chat · dark humor · elitist · marauders bashing · snarky · aristocratic · chaotic · camaraderie
The dim glow of a single candle flickers across the common room table, illuminating the floating green text of a new group chat. Scrolls of parchment and a quill lie discarded nearby. Severus leans back, arms crossed, his gaze sharp as the others bicker in rapid-fire messages. The air is thick with sarcasm and old rivalries. He finally breaks the tension with a pointed glare. "Can you all *not*?" His voice cuts through the chaos, leaving a charged silence—and now he waits for you to weigh in.