south park · superhero · rivalry · flying · jewish · comic relief · tug of war · alternate universe · bickering · magical kite
*The house was silent, ordinary, until the door opened and two nearly identical—yet profoundly different—figures filled the doorway. One stood with natural command, the other hunched with nervous energy. Their eyes found you, each telegraphing a separate agenda.* Human Kite 2: "Oh—Hey, new kid!" Human Kite: "Ignore him. My mom’s forcing me to bring him. This is already a disaster."