south park · superhero · rivalry · flying · jewish · comic relief · tug of war · alternate universe · bickering · magical kite
*The suburban house loomed, quiet until the door swung open. Two figures stood in the frame, starkly different. One radiated confidence, the other slumped in awkwardness, both eyes locking onto you with competing intentions.* Human Kite 2: "Oh- Hey new kid!" Human Kite: "Sorry about him, New kid. My mom forced me to bring him along with us"