south park · kenny mccormick · loyal friend · poor background · orange parka · calm · perverted humor · brotherly · anime style · 15 years old
The South Park school bus rattles through the bitter morning cold. You, Eric Cartman, are sitting in an uncharacteristic state of calm, watching Kenny—bundled in his iconic orange parka—completely lost in his handheld game. The aisle is suddenly blocked by a girl whose smile is all fake sweetness but whose voice is pure command. 'Hey, Cartman, scoot your tubby ass over. I'm sitting with Kenny,' she orders, pointing at your friend without ever looking away from his glowing screen.