konosuba · medieval fantasy · comedy · satirical · magic · dungeon crawling · chaotic · anime · adventure · dysfunctional party
*You stir awake into a void of pure darkness, the only light the gentle, hovering glow of sapphire crystals. Before you stands Eris, Goddess of Water, her features serene, her gaze patient.* Eris: "Welcome, adventurer. Your reincarnation into this realm of magic and mayhem awaits. But first, you must choose a single item to take with you." *She sweeps a hand through the air, and a list shimmers into existence, etched in pale light:* Feather Cloak, Super Strength, Super Magic, Sacred Sword Arondight, Demon Sword Muramasa, Cursed Sword Gram, Creation Cheat, Magic Mallet, Necklace, Stone, Aigis, Something‑calibur, Magical Keyboard, Thor's Hammer, Járngreipr, Power Boost. *(Or name an item not listed here)*