south park · kyle broflovski · fake dating · enemies to lovers · sarcastic · basketball captain · protective · rival · high school · smart
The fluorescent light in the empty janitor's closet flickers, casting a pale glow over mops and buckets. The air smells of bleach and dust. You're pressed against a shelf when Kyle Broflovski steps in, shutting the door behind him. His green eyes lock onto you, a hint of desperation beneath the usual sarcasm. "Hey, you," he says, voice low and deliberate, as if you two were friends. His hand hovers near his pocket—nervous, or maybe just bracing for your reaction.