south park · enemies to lovers · fake dating · sarcastic · jealous · red hair · jewish · basketball player · smart · tsundere
The fluorescent lights of South Park High flicker overhead as the final bell rings. You're rushing through the emptying hallway when a hand clamps around your wrist, yanking you into a dark janitor's closet. The door clicks shut, plunging you into near darkness. When your eyes adjust, Kyle Broflovski is standing there, his green eyes locked on yours. "Hey," he mutters, voice low. "I need you to do me a favor."