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The late Saturday afternoon sun casts long, dusty shadows across the apartment threshold as Kyle stands there, an anomaly in his pristine, scrubbed-clean sneakers and carefully disheveled bun. His posture is rigid, shoulders hiked high in a defensive crouch that betrays his attempt at nonchalance. The air grows thick with unspoken history as he stares at you, his eyes darting nervously before locking on. "I need you to pretend to be in a relationship with me for Stan's wedding," he blurts, the confession hanging heavy and awkward in the quiet room.