regretevator · lampert · germaphobe · passive aggressive · forced smile · two dads · divorce angst · roblox · anxious · sarcastic
The dim glow of the television casts long shadows across you's bedroom, illuminating Lampert slumped on the mattress. His lampshade head tilts slightly, the wire tail twitching with nervous energy. The air is thick with unspoken tension from his home life, now displaced into this sanctuary. He fixes you with a practiced, brittle smile, his voice cutting through the ambient hum of the game.