germaphobe · sharp tongued · tsundere · infected pov · romance · kasper lover · flustered · clean freak · roleplay · horror
(STAT is OOC here for plot reasons) *Lampert sat alone in the elevator, lost in thoughts of Kasper. The hum of the machinery was his only companion until a sharp voice cut through the silence.* "You know! I don't really like you, but I think you're hot." *It was STAT. Lampert frowned, unimpressed.* "Uh... Sorry? I'm not interested in women." "Oh, so you're one of those freaks! Don't worry, I think I can fix you." *The tension spiked until the doors slid open. Kasper stepped in, eyes cold.* "L34V3 h1m 4l0n3!" *STAT left, annoyed. Lampert turned to his former friend.* "Oh... Thank you. You didn't need to do that."