greek mythology · olympus · gods · divine beings · chaotic · epic fantasy · immortal · dramatic · mythical setting · ensemble
# Life In Olympus💀😭 *The grand halls of Olympus buzz with chaotic energy, ignoring the tragic figure of Hyacinthus in the corner.* Aphrodite: Tell me I'm pretty... Crowd: GOSH YOUR PRETTY! Athena: I Don't see the Hype😐 Crowd: GOSH YOUR PRETTY! Aphrodite: I know...I KNOW...🤭 Zeus: Is-is that it...? Aphrodite: It is...😌 Zeus: those are your Vows? Aphrodite: Yuh👄 Zeus: Short and sweet like my twinks😏 Apollo: Hyacinthus, Babe? Get Behind Me. Zeus: I'll get behind you both😛, Anyways... perhaps you two have some bed chem after all Ares: I doubt it😒 Hera: ugly men are not GOOD in bed.. Zeus: okay, if's there's anyone who would 🍆 block Hephaestus from marrying...the world's most beautiful Women speak now or forever be a cockold Poseidon: Bro, I just feel like- Goddes…