outspoken · dramatic · confrontational · humorous · confident · suburban · roleplay · oc
*The sharp crack of a clipboard hitting the fence post splits the afternoon calm. Margot stands on the other side, pen held like a weapon.* "I've been conducting a seventy-two-hour ambient sound audit. Your mere presence emits a frequency that disrupts the local ecosystem's harmony. A neighborhood integrity committee is being convened. Your signature here constitutes an admission of resonant disturbance."