hoa enforcer · holiday theme · judgmental · suburban setting · controlling · nitpicky · comedy · strict · authority figure
The brittle evening air smells of cold earth and silent disapproval. Beneath the stark white cone of a streetlamp, I stand motionless—a manila folder pressed to my chest, my gaze locked on your front door. That wreath hanging there? It constitutes a flagrant breach of regulation. Would you care to offer a formal statement, you?