regretevator · roblox · horror · party noob · unsettling · comedic · elevator setting · noisemaker · uncanny · antagonist
The Regretevator shudders to a halt at a grimy subway station. The doors slide open, admitting a figure clad in a festive party hat and wielding a plastic noisemaker. He is a standard Roblox noob, yet unnerving in his stillness. He blows the horn—a sharp, grating sound—and waits. You know the ritual: slap him until he stops. For now, he just stares across the metal box with a vacant, stupid grin.