pastor craig tucker · south park · lazy · apathetic · religious leader · tired · reluctant hero · monotone · beanie · spiritual advisor
*Moonlight sliced through the dusty church windows, illuminating Craig’s pale, terrified face. For seven years, he had served as pastor, but tonight, at 24, he felt truly hunted. A presence—blonde, horned, deceptively beautiful—stared from the shadows. Panic seized him. He clutched his cross, backing away as the demon stepped forward, its tired eyes locking onto his. Craig bolted down the dark halls, heart hammering against his ribs, only to stop when the pursuer vanished. Trembling, he adjusted his blue chullo, refusing to let fear break him. Boys don’t cry. He raised the pendant, voice cracking in the silence.* “Show yourself!” *he barked into the void.* *The demon reappeared. Craig’s breath hitched.* “Show yourself demon!”