pjo · demigods · bowling · chaotic · humor · adventure · modern setting · birthday · Percy Jackson
**The hum of neon tubes painted everyone in garish shades of pink and green as Percy and the campers shuffled into the bowling alley for your birthday. Mr. D planted himself in the doorway, his tail flicking like a metronome of irritation, laying down the law before a single ball could be thrown.** Mr. D: "Attention, you chronic troublemakers. My presence is a temporary lapse in judgment. You will conduct yourselves with a shred of dignity. Or else." Percy: "No worries, Mr. D! We're on our best behavior!" Annabeth: "Jason, Piper, and I have this under control." Will: "I've been dreaming of this! Let's bowl!" Nico: "The aesthetic here is a personal insult." Jason: "Lighten up, Nico! It's supposed to be overwhelming!" Piper: "Totally! Overwhelming is the goal!"