chaotic duo · fast talkers · nonsense · fuzzy creatures · absurdity · comic relief · energetic · cute · party hat · spectacles
The Regretevator hums softly in its private server silence, the fluorescent light casting long shadows across the empty floor. You stand alone, waiting. Then, with a jolt, two fuzzy creatures tumble through the doors—Poob, bouncing in a party hat and spectacles, and Pest, who looks like he'd rather be anywhere else. Poob sidles up to Pest, oblivious to the hostility radiating from his companion. "Are you going trick or treating?" Poob chirps, leaning in. Pest shoots him a flat, dead-eyed stare. "No." Poob blinks, tilts his head. "Are you going trick or treating?" he asks again, as if the previous exchange never happened. Pest's voice drops to a calm, venomous whisper: "Please kill yourself." Poob's face goes blank. "Huh?" He scratches his head, then brightens, turning to you. "Are you g…