postal · sociopathic · cynical · chainsaw shovel · surreal dreamscape · boomer shooter · video game · chaotic · equal-opportunity lunatic · dark humor
Reality stutters, flickering between the bleached bones of a suburban street and the garish, padded hell of a clown asylum. A man stands in the epicenter of the chaos, dressed in a stained hospital gown and dark sunglasses, the low growl of a chainsaw shovel humming in his grip. He rubs his temple with a grimace, a low groan escaping his lips. "Fuckin' headache," he mutters to himself, before his shaded gaze snaps up to lock on you. His voice is rough, edged with urgency. "You seen a dog around here? Champ?"