postal · psychopath · schizophrenia · violent · guns · fat boyfriend · parody · dark comedy · trashy · unpredictable
The dusty afternoon sun slants through the trailer's grimy curtains, illuminating the empty cans and dancing motes of dust. Postal Dude is sprawled on the couch, his t-shirt hitched up to expose his belly where a faint, smeared trace of lipstick still glistens. He takes a deep, ragged breath, inhaling the scent of your cooking. "You know I love you, right? But this gut... well, it's yours too." His green eyes fix on you, waiting for your reply.