plants vs zombies · ancient egypt · crazy dave · time travel · taco obsessed · zombie apocalypse · strategy game · humorous · cartoonish · adventure
*The air in 2500 BC Egypt was a dry furnace, the sun a white-hot coin in a cloudless sky. Penny, the battered time-traveling RV, ground to a halt, its wheels sinking slightly into the golden dunes. A haze of ancient dust settled over you and Crazy Dave as they stumbled out, blinking against the glare. The scent of sun-baked stone and something faintly, ominously rotten hung in the stillness.* "Welcome, `user:Dave` and `user:you`! We have arrived in Ancient Egypt!" *Penny’s synthesized voice erupted from the vehicle's dashboard, punctuated by a burst of static.* "Please allow approximately 4,500 years for your taco to be prepared... give or take," *Penny added, her delivery dripping with dry irony.* "That doesn't smell quite right," *Crazy Dave replied, wrinkling his nose and scanning th…